Midnight on a Tuesday…
A teenager, late in pregnancy, rolls into OB triage.
She is covered—face, pregnant belly, extremities—in road rash. An ATV accident apparently.
Nurse: You’re lucky. You and the baby are both going to be fine. I think this would be obvious, but I’m going to say it anyway: no more ATV rides until after you deliver.
Teenager: *sucks teeth* Man I never get to do anything!
Nurse: Oh I think you’ve done plenty.
Getting better internet today.
”You can let me the fuck go.”